Someone tell me this isn’t true please I don’t want to research it incase it is
i’m…………killing……………….myself
i knew it
(Source: dadasideburns)
(Source: fuckyeahcollegesoftball, via back-by-populardemand)
i got 99 problems and society’s attitudes towards sex and sexuality is like 98 of them
(via my-life-as-lesbian)
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
TRY COLOURING IN THAT SHIT WHEN YOU’RE 7 AND HAVE NO FINE MOTOR SKILLS.
FUCKING NUNAVUT.
ASK ANY CANADIAN, I SWEAR TO THE GOD OF MAPLE SYRUP.
(via chelseawhoran)
- waitress: what would you like to drink
- me: the blood of my enemies
- waitress:
- me:
- waitress:
- me:
- waitress: is pepsi okay?
(Source: partouse, via whenthatwasntenough)
Anonymous asked: tumblrtreats(.)com is showing how silly tumblr is. they'd do worse than facebook in the stock market. just giving free shit away
no
(Source: abretumente, via cottoncandycyberspace)
royal flush
(Source: micaceous, via pussyfordinner)
